When is Jewel going to disappear forever. I was over her when she was singing in the bathroom in that video. I was over her when she kept whining about growing up in a van in Alaska. And you know I was all over it when she lost her round of "Celebrity Death Match" to Alanis 'cause her stupid "snaggle-tooth" got caught on the mat. Somehow fighting clay was so satisfying.
Her new album (yes, she seriously still thinks she has a shot after the razorblade-commercial song, Intuition) is called Goodbye Alice in Wonderland. How dare she mar the Alice in Wonderland name with her shit music. I wonder what gave her the idea to use the Alice imagery...Gwen Stefani much?
I seriously think I may need to take some Benadryl because this bitch makes me break out in hives.
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