Wednesday, April 19, 2006

"Oh these little rejections, how they add up quickly"

ThePhoenix.com has compiled a list of the 100 Unsexiest Men in the World. Again, some of these are subjective and it should have been titled 100 Unsexiest Men in Hollywood. I live in a city full of ugly men, but I guess naming #25 as "the guy who serves pizza at Sbarro in the mall" really wouldn't be too interesting.

I've listed the musicians below but you can see the entire list here.

#5 - Chad Kroeger - Nickelback
#6 - Mike Mills - REM
#11 - Michael Jackson
#13 - Mike D - The Beastie Boys
#20 - Raffi*
#24 - Paul Shaffer*
#25 - Axl Rose - Guns and Roses
#28 - Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance
#46 - Leif Garrett*
#48 - Scott Stapp - Creed
#50 - Ric Ocasek - The Cars
#51 - Bill Wyman - Rolling Stones
#59 - Clay Aiken*
#63 - John Popper - Blues Traveler
#77 - Meat Loaf
#78 - Joe Walsh - The Eagles
#80 - Art Garfunkel - Simon and Garfunkel
#85 - Richie "La Bamba" Rosenburg
#90 - Lemmy Kilmister - Motorhead
#99 - Kevin Federline*

* - while these people may questionably be musicians to you and I, they are, by definition, in the music industry

Also, I hope these aren't in order with 1 being the worst because I refuse to believe that Gerard Way is less sexy than Lemmy. It's just not possible. Bryan says Gerard looks like he smells like wiener. However, Lemmy has facial warts and facial warts are worse than wiener smell any day.

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