You can lose weight, but you can't lose ugly

Unfortunately Kittie is still around. They've got two replacement members. Who did they replace? I have no idea, nor do I care. However, their gall is what indeed has brought us here today. In an new interview with lead singer, Morgan Lander (who to no surprise was the inspiration for the title of this entry), Ms. Lander comments that for Kittie, "it’s time for us to reclaim what’s rightfully ours …claim our female heavy metal throne."

I must have missed something in the past five years. Do they really even have a throne to reclaim? I hope they're not talking about the one next to Satan's right hand, because that one's already reserved for my mean ass.

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