Hard Rock Cafe will now be delving into the world of theme parks. The new "rock-themed" park, set to open in 2008 will be located in Myrtle Beach, SC. Developers and South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford broke ground today with Gibson Guitar fitted with silver shovel heads.
The project will cost around $400 million dollars, funded by Africa Israel and international investment company.
I am well aware of how corporate Hard Rock is. I get it. Yet, I will not lie. I collect the shotglasses, I eat there when I travel and yes, I will probably go to this theme park. Do you know why? Do you really want to know why? Because when I go to a tourist trap city, which is where they always are, it's the only place and can have a temporary sanctuary. Sanctuary from what you ask? From all the f**king Top 40 hits I have to hear at places like Applebee's and O'Charley's. Call me what you will but I am totally owning this one. If looking like an asshole means I still get to eat dinner while listening to Iron Man, then so be it. We're all padding the wallets of "the man" in one way or another, my dollars just happen to be getting me Joe Perry quesadillas and Waboritas. Holla!
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