"I don't understand how the last card is played"

This post will contain a story about Ville and a story about Bam and they have a smidge to do with one another. I'm not Bam fangirl, and I don't like posting things about the two of them together. However, see if you can find the fairly obvious reason I am connecting the Bam story to one about Ville.

Ville to make vocal appearance on new Finnish album, "Synkkien Laulujen Maa" (The Land Of Dark Songs).

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Listen to audio here - I have no idea what they are saying, if anyone does, leave us a translation.

Bam Margera is in talks to direct the new Cradle of Filth video. Surprise, surprise...(here is where you are supposed to make the connection)

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Speaking of Ville, why does he look so damn poor? It's like Oliver Twist meets Johnny Depp when he's off his meds. I love you Ville, but seriously, shower. Please. Look I'll even offer my services to help. ;)