I just kept coming across all these random 'women' posts so let's see if we can put this puzzle together.
Revolver magazine is releasing an issue with the "Hottest Chicks in Metal" much to the delight of many metal dudes. They debate whether or not this is sexy or sexist. I think it's sexy until you start getting that sweaty, no-talent, skeezy, long-haired old metal dude in the crowd who yells "show us your t**s" Ew. If you're "that guy", stop.
Onwards, the comments tagged with this are pretty funny speaking of dumb, sweaty, old metal dudes. Oooh burn!
Reality Check TV is releasing a DVD called "Real Rock Divas" featuring the likes of Kittie, Lacuna Coil, Lita Ford, L7, etc. etc. etc. which I assume will feature them before they were famous or something. A few things...1.) Who gives a shit about Lita Ford. 2.) L7 hasn't been around for a million years and are only famous because of the whole tampon incident and 3.) Why are people still using the term "diva?" Not only is it so 1996 I can't stand it, I don't even think there really are divas anymore with the acception of maybe Aretha Franklin and Elton John. I know, it's an old joke but it never stops working. ZING!
Finally, are we really getting so desperate for television shows that we have to create one and name it "America's Hot Musician." Did a five-year-old think of this title? At least that stupid Grease show is called, "The One What I Want." Slightly clever, double meaning - I can deal with it. The judges are even more random, a National Symphony Violinist, a trombonist and....are you ready....former Kittie basist Talena Atfield. Huh?
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