Pete, Lily, Avril, her dirty-ass husband = a mess

Pete Wentz is opening a bar for rejects because he thinks it sucks to be VIP watching people use their Blackberry's. Ok, I'll agree with him on that, however, a club that only holds 200 people and is owned by Pete Wentz won't really be eliminating the problem of making people feel like outsiders will it? If I show up, will I get in? Probably not. Same club, different tactic.
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Also, he's listed in People's 100 most beautiful people and if they reference that 'guy-liner' joke like it's new one more time, I might gauge my eyes out. Damn old people and their lame-ass jokes. Next we'll be hearing, "Pete Wentz; he's all that and a bag of chips."
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As you all know Lily Allen cancelled most of her North American tour dates. While I won't make any judgment calls on why, I am sure excessive amounts of alcohol had something to do with it. PitchforkMedia interviewed her with some lame-o questions that I hope I never have to resort to asking. Accept maybe the favorite food one, that's pretty Teen Beat and we all know how into Teen Beat I am. (insert eye roll here)
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Avril Lavigne's new album beat the new NIN album in sales last week by 100,000 copies. It's a sad, sad, SAD day when she can beat out NIN particularly because she has no talent, she's so tiny I could crush her between my thumb and forefinger, she's an uber-bitch as clearly displayed in her "Girlfriend" video and she's a poseur. If you like her, feel free to hate on me now. Normally I would have been more objective but the hateful tones of the "Girlfriend" video put me over the edge on her.
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I don't talk politics on here. However Avril's husband Deryck Whibley (I know, ew, right?) is talking smack about President Bush. Don't get me wrong, I think President Bush is a putz just as much as anyone else, but Deryck Whibley is not only a moron who I doubt knows much more about politics than does this Sharpie marker here next to me, he's also Canadian. Hey Matt, yes, Matt-O-Matic, you there, you're Canadian. I'm sure if you guys had a political leader whose abilities were questionable you probably wouldn't want Britney Spears opinion on it – am I correct?
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