Stupid or asshole? They're both pretty bad.

Stupid #1)

Remember when Alanis Morissette made that hi-larious "My Humps" video? Well, Fergalicious has responded by sending Alanis a cake shaped like an ass - yes, as in, a butt and a note that read, "Alanis, You're a genius, Love, Fergie." I can't tell is she was trying to be clever or trying to me mature - either way, she still pees her pants. Yes, I like to take the low-road sometimes. ;)
Speaking of being a shit singer - someone has given Fergie (not Stacy, bitches!!!) the right to cover Barracuda. I shed a single tear like the native american in those litter commercials from a hundred years ago.

Stupid #2)

Bill Wyman, formerly of The Rolling Stones has created his own metal detector. Uhh...ok, that's random.
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Asshole #3)

Sully Erna of Godsmack has commented in reference to his collision which put 25 year old Lindsey Taylor in the hospital. In a statement from his manager Erna claimed he was "shaken up" and that "He's deeply concerned for the girl who was hurt in this unfortunate accident." He then went on to say that on Saturday afternoon, Sully be appearing at Borders to sign copies of his memoir, "The Paths We Choose."

I would like to point out a few things here:

1.) He's "shaken up?" How about the girl in the coma? I think you should be a little more than "deeply concerned." How about deeply regretful?

2.) "...for the girl who was hurt...?" Let's try "for the girl who could die and who is currently in a coma."

3.) Take notice of the fact that they didn't miss an opportunity to get his new book some press. For someone who almost killed someone by running over them with their gas-guzzling Hummer one would imagine you would cancel your book signing escapades, but, that's just me I guess.

4.) Why does he have a memoir? Who f**king cares? Really? You're short. You have a wierd beard. Your band has like, 2 good songs. You're a wiccan who ironically doesn't care anything about the enviornment (isn't that part of being a wiccan - or am I way off base here) hence the Hummer. You almost killed someone with your tank you call a car.
Yup, I think that just about sums it up.