HIM U.S. Tour Dates announced.

It's been so long Ville.  I long for the smell of your b.o. and stale cigarette smoke...  Mwah!  Oh, and apparently he's stopped drinking.  I'll believe it when I see it.

3/26 Philadelphia, PA Theatre of the Living Arts
3/27 Baltimore, MD Sonar
3/28 Boston, MA House of Blues
3/30 Montreal, QC Metropolis
3/31 Toronto, ON Sound Academy
4/01 Cleveland, OH House of Blues
4/02 Pontiac, MI Clutch Cargo
4/03 Cincinnati, OH Bogarts
4/07 St. Louis, MO The Pageant
4/09 Chicago, IL House of Blues
4/10 Milwaukee, WI The Rave
4/13 Calgary, AB MacEwen Hall
4/14 Edmonton, AB Event Center
4/16 Vancouver, BC Commodore Theatre
4/17 Seattle, WA Showbox SoDo
4/18 Portland, OR Roseland Theatre
4/20 San Francisco, CA Regency Ballroom
4/21 Anaheim, CA House of Blues
4/23 Los Angeles, CA The Wiltern
4/24 Las Vegas, NV House of Blues
4/25 San Diego, CA House of Blues
4/27 Englewood, CO Gothic Theatre
4/29 Dallas, TX House of Blues
4/30 Houston, TX House of Blues
5/02 Orlando, FL House of Blues
5/03 Atlanta, GA Center Stage
5/04 Myrtle Beach, SC House of Blues
5/07 New York, NY The Fillmore at Irving Plaza
Ville = hilarious on We Need To Talk... Don't miss this.  I actually LOL'd at the David Hasselhoff reference.

Buy your own him sex cuffs.  No really.