Friday, October 15, 2010

Synyster Gates registered for my Calphalon Roaster

Oh, the things you can learn on the internet...and seriously, what are celebrities doing registering anyway?  Shouldn't they be able to afford all this crap?  This just proves that the music industry just ain't paying what it used to.

Bloomingdale's
Macy's
Crate&Barrel

And if anyone is curious about what sort of sheets M. Shadows sleeps on, then check out he and his wife's registry.

Macy's

Why did I even think to look for their registries?  Well, while scanning an old groupie website that I hadn't looked at in years I found out that they had gotten married.  Thusly, through a yahoo answers search, I saw they had a weddingchannel.com page.  I thought that was the silliest thing I had ever heard since they know they have crazy fan girls, but sure enough, there it was.  The internet is a dark, mysterious place of useless knowledge.