Travis Barket and Paris Hilton - I think I'll puke

I don't really like Blink 182 and I certainly don't like Paris Hilton, but a little of me died when I found out this was true.

Please, take a seat...they are officially an item. I know...it's disgusting. I mean, what am I supposed to do with this information. I certainly didn't want to write about it, it's complete trash - but I had to let you all know.

It's a sad day, but honestly, I didn't really expect more out of either of them.

How do you divorce a Playboy bunny and hook up with an ignorant, wonky eyed (thanks Michael K), cheeseburger needin', self-absorbed, bad porn makin', chick like Paris Hilton?

Look at her. She's like a walking joke of herself.