...so I wouldn't have to see her ugly mug all the time. Geez...that bitch is busted for real. What happened to her face? When did it turn into plastic. The cheek implants, the lips, the eye work, the TERRIBLE BOOB JOB. She's grossing me out. I gagged a little when I saw this picture. I wish she was old Courtney, when she looked like she smelled like piss, had unexplainable bruises all over her legs and was picking fights with Madonna. I didn't really like her then either, but at least she was amusing.
One thing I am glad about, she's traded out name dropping Gavin Rossdale and Dave Grohl, for Paris Hilton and Whitney Houston. I could go on for days but here's the quick version:
Gavin Rossdale - dream on you psycho. The way it really happened was when Kurt died you tried to get on him like white on rice and he wasn't having it. This my dear, is why you insist on calling him "Mr. Stefani" because you are jealous.
Dave Grohl - It ain't yours, and shouldn't have been yours and now that it is, you've drilled it into the ground. Congratulations - you're a drug addict.
Paris Hilton - drag racing? Are you f**king idding me? That is the stupidest shit I have heard in like, a month and you know as well as I do that shit ain't true.
Whitney Houston - grabbing on to whatever you can Courtney. It's sad when you have to steal someones thunder when they're taking the initiative to get clean by saying it was your doing. You already used that "getting clean" schtick when you were in 'The People vs. Larry Flynt.'
Ok...now that I'm thoroughly riled up, I think I'm done.
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