Wednesday, August 8, 2007

She's crunk as a skunk

Finally, Amy Winehouse has been put on extended rest after suffering from exhaustion, and by exhaustion they mean a 2 year hangover. I keed, I keed, I jok-a wit you. Ok, not really, the chicks a drunk but I love her ass.

Somebody give her a cheeseburger - stat. ---->

She is also scheduled to appear in an episode of the Simpsons. Maybe she'll be Barney's girlfriend and they could change the lyrics to the Plow King song to add in screwed up relationships, and cancelling shows - I think they covered the booze part pretty well.

"When the snow starts a-fallin'
There's a man you should be callin'
That's KL5-4796,Let it ring!
Mr. Plow is a loser,
And I think he is a boozer,
So you better make that call to the Plow King!"

4 comments:

Jai said...

Amy Winehouse and Barney...that's PRICELESS.

Jack said...

Genius - she simply must end up in Moe's Tavern... We've had a quick go at Simponizing her on the site and it's come out pretty well... If only we could have added a vodka bottle!

Cheers x

Jack said...

Genius - she simply must end up in Moe's Tavern... We've had a quick go at Simponizing her on the site and it's come out pretty well... If only we could have added a vodka bottle!

Cheers x

titania098 said...

"Exhaustion" is apparently another word for overdosing. She's apparently going to detox now.