Thursday, November 23, 2006

Jared Leto is kind of a poon



I am tired of Jared Leto being pretentious. He would like for you to believe that he is a musical genius who is misunderstood. I haven’t misunderstood, I just think he’s confused and thinks that people care enough about 30 Seconds to Mars that he is allowed to be weird and strategically “deep.” Let’s discuss his many, MANY discrepancies in this area.



- He is a man-whore. He uses girls like normal people use Kleenex. I like to think of him as a male version of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Look at their dating history. They begin dating people who are receiving media attention to get themselves in the spotlight and as soon as that light begins to dim, they immediately lose interest.



- He’s apparently an asshole when fans aren’t around. When I saw them live he was very accommodating to fans, offering autographs pictures, blah, blah, blah. However, after hearing accounts from several promoters and production managers during 30STM tours, he’s a completely self-important shmuck.



- When 30 STM started, he was obsessed with hiding his identity. He would become infuriated if people mentioned his actor past when discussing the band. For the entire first album, he would not show his face and wore his hair over his eyes. For months no one knew what he looked like. My opinion? When he realized no one was picking up what he was laying down he decided that maybe letting swooning girls buy his albums for his looks wasn’t so bad afterall.



- Oh yes…for those of you who were shocked when I previously announced he was and is an actor – SURPRISE! See his acting credits here



- Lastly and most disturbing (this relates to No. 1) he has dated and most likely slept with Lindsay Lohan. Ew. If you don’t believe me check out these pictures. She is also rumored to have an Echelon tattoo on her foot that he drew and she had tattooed over. If my memory serves me correctly, she also wore Echelon bracelets in her “Confessions” video which I attempted to find and wasn’t able to find. If you ask me, the video was altered after their relationship fell to shambles. I know, it sounds like a far stretch, but I am fairly sure that at one time, they were there.



In closing, I kind of like 30 Seconds to Mars. They’re decent musicians who come up with listenable songs and I don’t even really mind the faux emo/goth thing they have going on, but Jared Leto needs stop being a hypocrite and be what he is. He’s an actor who always wanted to be a musician and only now has this come to fruition.Watch him in all his “My So Called Life” glory:



Yes, that's him singing with the guitar.
And here is the new 30 Seconds to Mars video which put me on this rant in the first place.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok...you are WAY off base
with the Lindsay Lohan schtick

Jared Leto has denied there was
ever any kind of relationship
in at least 4 interviews
Not even kidding...
He said they worked together
for 3 days only in NYC
and she is a fan of the band. She attended one concert.
There was never any personal
relationship..he said it was
entirely a media fabricated story
and they made alot of money
selling magazines with that
story.

I choose to believe Jared
NOT the media.

Also he is a VERY nice guy..in person...he has a kind heart and
is very funny and charming.

Furthermore...don't believe
everything you read in the
tabloids..most of it isn't true

Except the part about Jared Leto
being in a band called 30stm

He doesn't deserve the rep spun by the sensationalized media

Pssst...he IS very talented
Just listen to his acoustic
versions..nothing but Jared
and his guitar...beautiful

He is indeed a beautiful person inside..I know

Peace

Unknown said...

This is my girlfriend typing this... love his acting skills. Great in my opinion. Nice looking guy. But dammm. He's a man whore big-time. Hey Leto....get yourself checked out at the health clinic .