Give it a rest already people...

It's a fact that mainstream media outlets like local newspapers, glossy magazines, etc. are having a hard time getting younger audiences to subscribe or hell, to even read it regularly for that matter. News stories like this one are a major contributor. Poor journalists writing about things they don't understand and making assumptions about bands based on their appearance and what they think lyrics mean. Taking things out of context to find a reason why someone committed suicide. Now, I don't know this girl, but did anyone think to look at what kind of parents she had, or how her childhood was - people don't commit suicide over a band. Little do they know that My Chemical Romance fight a constant battle to separate themselves from the suicide culture that has embodied 'dark' music. Journalists who see "The Black Parade" and don't realize it's in reference to a cancer patient, journalists who are total morons with a knack for making news up as opposed to fact checking. This sort of loose interpretation of the truth in magazines and newspapers is exaggerated to sensationalize it to people over the age of 40, which who I also might add are the only ones still reading their papers. The closed-minded and uneducated writing for the closed minded and uneducated. Note to parents: start listening to your kids and acting like you care more about them than you do your internet romances and maybe you won't have this problem. Yeah, I think that about covers it.

Speaking of "The Black Parade" it's officially dead. ---> Here

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So much trash today!!

Contrary to earlier reports super Christian, Joe Simpson says it's just fine if boy kissing, rock starring, weenie showing Pete Wentz comes over for Christmas.

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Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a biblical satire. I hope her acting is as good as it was in "Crossroads." I know, cheap shot.

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Courtney loves does Buddhist chants and has visions of a naked Vince Vaughn. I love ol' Vincey-poo but I'm pretty sure I could think of someone a little more appetizing to have vision of.

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Kevin DuBrow, the former singer of Quiet Riot who passed last month apparently died of an overdose. Well no shit Sherlock.

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Ike "I hit you because I love you" Turner died today. Joke blatantly stolen from a VH1 news cast 7 years ago.

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Britney Spears has officially lost her kids to Kevin Federline. I NEVER in a million years thought he would be the one to come smelling like a rose. I figured smelling like Drakkar Noir would be more like it.

No really, what happened to her?

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Sharon Osbourne's brother says her excessive spending is why Ozzy has to keep working and continued by stating that she would keep Ozzy working until he dies. Very nice.

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Lily Allen shouldn't be embarassed. Who the hell cares. I think The Sun might be making a bigger deal of this than it was.

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The people who reported on this give bloggers a bad name. Like anyone really thought Meg White made a sex tape.

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More random Nikki Sixx news. Man, he will tell people anything won't he? You all won't EVER hear me airing my business like him. Geez Louise.

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Remember how Brett Hinds from Mastadon was in the hospital with brain hemorrhaging? Apparently Shavo Odadjian, bassist from System of a Down was involved in the incident. Eeek.

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50 cent thinks Def Jam has been "rigging" sales. He goes on to say that, "He's never had a fraction of the sales 50 Cent has. They could have one scan and have it count four times. West's entire career hasn't sold half what I sold on my first album."

Wow...this is why you don't make public bets. Ya 'eard?

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Nikki Sixx tried his damndest not to talk shit about people. He did pretty good with the whole Tommy/Pamela thing but failed miserably when he subtly called his ex-wife, Donna D'Errico a 'bimbo".

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David Lee Roth went a round with Zakk Wylde and I still can't really figure out what's going on. Zakk tried to get onstage or something and DLR called him out? Who knows...

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Dave Grohl should work on that temper considering he recently referred to Paris Hilton as, "a total raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut." Of course, this is kind of true but geez - very harsh. In general I don't really like that word slut. Actually, I hate it. It's just so tacky.

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This is shit...bit it's hilarious

Britney Spears has filed for divorce. It's about damn time.

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and they're now calling him "Fed-Ex." ...and you thought Bennifer and Brangelina was bad. geez.

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Jay Z has been accused of being a devil-worshipper. Please, rap has taken over the radio, please don't steal the last sacred thing metal has had to keep the morons out of the genre.

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Michael Jackson plans on scaring children and their mothers at the World Music Awards next week with a performance of his classic song, Thriller. Well, the good news if that his broke ass will save on a make-up artist this time around. Ooooh burn!

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"And the dead start to walk in their masquerade There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time"