Oh Courtney...

your face looks like it was put into a blender and then stuck back together with super glue.  Oh, and get off Francis' ass.  You're bat-shit crazy.  I'd be worried about my money too.  That's all.

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"This is not how we should be. How come you feel so far from me?"

I can't decide if Courtney Love looks insane or hot in these pictures...I have to say though, I'm pretty interested to hear this album she's working on.  RollingStone

40 years of amazing musical moments on Sesame Street.  RollingStone

And one more from RollingStone - Jack White talks The Dead Weather.  RollingStone

Katy Perry did MTV Unplugged.  Newsvine

Lily Allen doesn't care if you pay her, you just need to pay someone for her music.  NME

Fall Out Boy on Kerrang!  Kerrang!

"I like apple pie...and you like Banoffee."

Courtney Love reforming Hole. New single to drop in January. Really? Is she even capable of recording music what with all the conspiracy theorizing she's been doing? Aversion

Slash working on solo project with other big names in rock. Kerrang

Metal Hammer celebrates 200 issues. Some of these covers are killing me! So dated. I love it. Metal Hammer

Fightstar may do acoustic tour. Rock Sound

Nirvana's Bleach being reissued. Punk News

Gabe Saporta and pete Wentz start a prank war. MTV

"I don't know what you're looking for..."

I'm changing Link it. It's boring me to death. Now, I'll post the first part of a lyric and if you feel so compelled - post the next part. Try not to Google it - it'll make it more fun.

More proof that Courtney Love is cuh-razy. Nymag.com

OMG It can't be true. Avril and Derrriyeczk are getting a divorce? Usmagazine

30 Seconds to Mars making album covers from your photos. Didn't someone else already do this?

Speaking of Jared Leto. I'm sorry, douchebag or not - he is so fine. Yes, said early 90's style.

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Bullet For My Valentine hire Don Gilmore to produce new album.

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Mastodon cover shoot video for Metal Hammer.

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311 post new single from upcoming album.

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New bands revealed for Download.

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What a mess. I'm glad I'm not Courtney Love. Forget that. I'm glad I'm not Francis Bean. Jesus Christ.

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Kanye West get pwned by South Park. Apologizes for being a "douche."

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Why the f*ck is Billy Corgan in a picture with Tila Tequila?

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The Killers talk new album

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Who thought Lenny Kravitz was joining Velvet Revolver? Stupid...

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to branch off to New York.

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Mash up of songs that may be on an upcoming Courtney Love album. All I can say is that - well, it sounds like Courtney.

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Warner might stop licensing to Guitar Hero. Why? Because Warner are a bunch of morons.

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Metallica in the studio - footage available.

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Donna D'Errico is selling Nikki Sixx's shit on ebay. Classy. The seller is named "finnalyfree auctions". Bitter much Donna?

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30 Seconds to Mars getting sued by label.

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Crap is King

Courtney Love is at it again. Name dropping, trying to save the world, embarrassing herself. She should be a scientilogist, aren't those all requirements to be an L. Ron Hubbard follower. (Yeah, I'm making fun. There is no excuse for Scientology.)

Here are my 2 favorite moments. The second literally made me LOL.

"Marilyn Monroe was strapped to a gurney too, but, other than me and Britney, no one's ever been strapped to a gurney."

I hate to break it to Courtney, but I think more than three people have been strapped to a gurney, otherwise they would probably just use a piece of plywood. Taken out of context, surely, much more fun that way, definitely.

Britney's not the only one she's bothering. "I went up to Lohan's room one time and there was a show on called 101 Celebrity Oops, and I'm, like, every other one - boobs out, legs akimbo, throwing s**t at Madonna. I'm like, 'Lindsay look, drugs are bad!'"

Her interrupting Madonna's interview and the time Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer went at each other are probably my two favorite reasons for live television. Honestly, I think they might be two of my favorite moments in television history, period.

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She continues on, which I am sure was in the same interview to talk about how she and Orlando Bloom chant everyday. Note to Courtney, Orlando Bloom is kind of out these days, pick a new host for your parasidic tendencies.

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This doesn't really need a joke - but I can't help it. This is about as low budget and low talent as it gets.

The back beat on this sounds like some early 90's club kid shit. Couples are supposed to keep shit like this to themselves - not release it as a single.



and no, you're not dreamy.

Crap is King

So much trash today!!

Contrary to earlier reports super Christian, Joe Simpson says it's just fine if boy kissing, rock starring, weenie showing Pete Wentz comes over for Christmas.

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Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a biblical satire. I hope her acting is as good as it was in "Crossroads." I know, cheap shot.

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Courtney loves does Buddhist chants and has visions of a naked Vince Vaughn. I love ol' Vincey-poo but I'm pretty sure I could think of someone a little more appetizing to have vision of.

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Kevin DuBrow, the former singer of Quiet Riot who passed last month apparently died of an overdose. Well no shit Sherlock.

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Ike "I hit you because I love you" Turner died today. Joke blatantly stolen from a VH1 news cast 7 years ago.

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More Radiohead insights from people other than myself.

People are still talking about the free downloading Radiohead used for their new album, In Rainbows. Some love it, some hate it but it's all interesting.

In her always incoherent but often idiot savant way Courtney Love weighs in with something pretty intelligent, as long as you can decipher what she's saying.

For her version - click here (click Courtney Love in the side bar, then 'Blog')
For a translated version - click here

Maynard James Keenan of Tool and Puscifer feels like this new system of free downloading and paying what want will backfire on the little guys. Here

And Gene Simmons further proves he's only in it for the money. But we can't deny while he is an ass, he's richer off exploiting his fans than any of us will ever dream to be. Dirty, dirty. Here

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I love Gavin even if he does have a bird chest.

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I know some of you like Madonna. I don't. For once Courtney Love says something that is halfway true - too bad she ruins it by calling herself "bionic."

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The evolution of music has officially begun folks. Guitar Hero III raked in $100 mil. its first week.

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The two HIM shows in LA will be taped for an upcoming video. You know how I love live footage videos - not.

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Well they're a motley crew aren't they? Comedian Patton Oswald interviews Maynard James Keenan. How did Patton pronounce Puscifer the right way first and then do it wrong the second time? Silly.

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I don't want to admit that I am interested in listening to this new/old Axl album - but I really am.

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Mikey's back to MCR and as a welcome home gift they're being sued by the University of Maine.

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These are the days of our lives....Courtney style.

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To everyone who says Led Zeppelin isn't the greatest rock band to ever live - the proof is in the pudding.

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Rock of Love broke records Sunday night - and not for the largest number of STD's per person in a room.

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Beastie Boys will have guest appearances from Lily Allen and M.I.A. for new album

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I don't condone Ted's behavior but who would have ever thought a state like South Dakota would have had a problem with it? Aren't they a bunch of gun nuts over there? If you're from SD and you're reading this page, we mean everyone except for you...
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Shame on whoever bought this shit. How dare Fergie get 3 #1's off that album. Hell, off any album for that matter.

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We know Courtney - you're amazing. You warn everyone of everything. Such a do-gooder that Courtney Love is.

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Click here to see other amazing things she's done for people.

As the Dandy Warhols might say: "I never thought you'd be in recovery because rehab is so passe." Speaking of, that video rules - watch it here.

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Yeah, because it's f*cking hilarious. Forget Flava Flav, Bret Michaels has the lock-down on skanks.

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Tom Morello might be a character in the new Guitar Hero.

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I hereby vow to you readers that I will NEVER participate in a contest like this. Unlike Perez Hilton - what a tool.

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I love Rob Zombie. Why? Because he's so damn intelligent. No, seriously.

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You don't want no drama, drama.

Courtney Love and Lily Allen have kissed and made up after someone apparently broke into Lily's MySpace and left this in a blog:

according to Yahoo, "I am not bfs (best friends) w/ (with) C (Courtney) Love, one night with her made me realise why Kurt (Cobain) killed himself."

I won't play detective here, but I know for a fact Lily has an incorrect habit of putting spaces after all of her commas and clearly whoever wrote this did not. - NEXT!

Courtney responded with a message on her own MySpace blog that Yahoo was kind enough to decipher - the original was completely illegible.

"I wouldn't pick on me if I was Miss Lily, as it wouldn't take TOO much to swat, but we've known each other far too long, like each other far too much and if she was gonna say something nasty she has the acerbic wit and intelligence to say something cutting, that would actually really hurt, not some cliched hoary old chestnut some obsessed blogger would say.

Oh girls - I'm glad we could all be friends.



Lordi's frontman is being attacked by Oderus of Gwar and not by the giant be-toothed vagina that usually attacks people at their shows. After finding out Lordi had cancelled their appearance at "Rue Morgue Horror Con" Oderus stated, "I am very saddened that this Finnish fuck lacks the balls to show up and meet the true master of this Earth, ME! I was planning on giving him his head back!"

Part of me wants to think he's kidding - most of me thinks he's not.

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6 degrees of 90's musicians.

These things just keep coming back don't they? I was actually having the same discussion I am about to have with you with someone else today. Let's play connect the grungers.

Dave Grohl is making fun of emo music. Seriously, this is as played out as saying, "all that and a bag of chips" is it not?

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Speaking of Dave Grohl - Courtney Love has written some craziness in her blog. Talking shit about Gwen Stefani. I think we've covered this in a previous chapter haven't we?

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A Malaysian group is attempting to cancel Gwens tour stop for "indecent dressing and obscenity."

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I found this the other day - kind of old but really cute just the same. I love how towards the end someone is explaining to someone else who the guy is. Awe, poor Gavin. I heard his publicist was trying to pay some girls outside a club to make a scene when he walked out. Too bad I wasn't there, I would have made a scene for free - and possibly gotten arrested. YOWZA!



and some even more cuteness. Everyone is freaking out about the blonde hair - i think the gold chains are what we should be worrying about.

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It's not exploding too loudly, especially considering I haven't heard anything about it for 6 months. Gene - what are we going to do with you and your ego?

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Tool working on new songs.

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We all know I hate Spinner.com - in addition, they just moved a few notches lower. Why you ask? They interviewed HIM and it's total shit. One of these days we're going to interview them and it's going to rule. Not one of these suck interviews for and by people who don't know a damn thing about them. Seriously, did they really need to ask who they were influenced by?

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Lostprophets are in the studio. They're in L.A. so to all you Cali Ian stalkers your odds don't get much better than this.

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Ok, despite her plastic face and insane lifestyle, I sometimes really want to like Courtney Love. I took a chance and listened to her new song, Dirty Girls and honestly, it bored me to tears - well, maybe just bored me to yawn.

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New Machine Head video

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Deftones Kerrang! podcast

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New Foo Fighters album is in the works. Who can do 6 degrees of separation and connect Alanis Morissette to Gavin Rossdale using Foo Fighter guitarist Taylor Hawkins? Impress me.

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Rage Against the Machine reunites - show review here

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Courtney Love to sell Kurt's belongings.

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Ok, so Van Halen isn't touring.

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Kerry King talks about Slayer Grammy win.

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Personally, i'm indifferent about The 69 Eyes. Not bad, but not the best. I am however greatly disappointed in who they chose to be on the cover of their new album. Geez... I'm not a hater or whatever and I'm sure she's nice but it's just so damn cheesy.

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I bet he didn't ever think she's see this did he? I can only dream of Courtney Love one day reading something I wrote about her. Ahhh, that would be the day.

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GNR reuniting? Yeah right...

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Going to the NIN show at the Manchester Apollo? Win a meet and greet here:

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Bullet for My Valentine's tour manager is suing Kerrang! for making him sound like a sexual deviant. Apparently someone caught him...well...read the article.

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Uh, someone gave Fred Durst money to make a movie? At the end of the article they say something about how Fred "doesn't have any PG stories, not at all." Puh-lease...he's got a kid. I'm sure that he could think of one PG story, he just chooses not to.

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Courtney "$$$$$" Love to make movie about Kurt.That wasn't nice now was it?

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I can't resist some Courtney news...

Here is the list of her New Years Resolutions...

-become a women of limitless selfr esteem
-help others with at least 20% of my time and moneyget this last song- if needed w LP
-sign with one of the two deals on the table , asap, ( after the hols both meetings are set and both deal memos have been negotiated i just have to decide if i want to take a risk or be safe and who knows…..)
-be victorious and positive in all actions
-have a happ[y satisfied child and family
-sell the pony get a new horse
-try this “thin” anthropoligical experiment - get to my goal weight healthily and stay there .
-improve yoga practice
-do gongyo at night - even if i just do the book and 7 minutes of diamoku
-attract only positive people to my home an dlife
-thank all those who have walked it like theyve talked it and let them know i do not take them for granted.
-cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
-chant for Hillary to win
-take nothing personally.
-learn an asian language.
-dont take “no” for an answer ( if appropriate) and chase after what i want
-tour tour tour
-makwe sure Billy feels i have his bac k too and not allow him to go off the rails even if it eans confrontation- because thats what friends do
-cultivate real and deep relationships with others
-get cd out within th enext month - arpil latest.
-listen to Linda and relax and let the people who would see me fail walk in peace dont feed myself any vitriol from them
-dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
-have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
-learn about money
-keep a journal no matter what
-keep wrioting songs no matter what
-know that 07 is going to be the very best year of my entire life to date
-know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily
-help other perforrers and asrtists who are unknown or nknown here in the states.
-dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds.
-be an imnspiration to those around me and remember the mistakes made in the past and take responsibility for them thus not allowing those energies into my life again
-another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that “wines okay” knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
-chant daimoku for my worst enemies who are not enemies of me persoanlly but whp project thier own insecurities onto me and onto my past drug problem.
-make any amends that are keft to make.
-do not allow myself to be a doormat in relationships ever again
-DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN.
-learn at least three new skills
-make a friend a month or reconnect with an old friend a month and be consistent in relationship
-get Biba collection better
-get hoous ein UK and Loft in NY or Apt in Cetrakl Park West.
-do not lose touch with oeiple when scare dto call because i fell “less than” call anyway.
-have fun in tour an ffind a great touring band, dont care about looks or gender, only quality of musicianishio and energy.
-rehearse to exhaustion to get it right.
-mean it when i smile.
-mean it when i meet a stranger no matter how bnothersome- be sincer and take the damm photo without attitude.
-stay pissed off at the world for song usage.
-dont get complacent.
-keeo a beautiful home and and keep child safe
-hopefully start another family someday - soon.
-meet that guy.
-no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s
-and last b it def not least
-LEARN TO DRIVE
-STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP, LIFE IS MYC HOICE AND I WILL DIE FROM SMOKING UNLESS I CHOOSE TO STOP.
-stay macro biotic and do the exercise needed to burtn the carbs off that to stay healthiest.
-undertsnad who my enemeies are since a few exacs and bloggers out there seem to enjoy hirtiung me and using the Law let them find interest in another.
-rthats it for now.

lotsa love
Court

Ok, so I don't think I am the specific blogger she's talking about - but I'm sure I'm not helping her case. HOWEVER...you knew there would be a however, I do have a few resolutions for her myself:

-Download spell check and use it wisely
-Take a proof-reading class at a community college
-Keep resolution about no more surgery - I'm really starting to gross Shame-free out
-Stop pretending you hang out with Paris Hilton and choose false friends with more clout - like Oprah for instance
-Stop getting surgery that make the bridge of my nose wider and not more narrow - it's rather counter productive

That's all...good luck "Court." You're going to need it.

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I wish Courtney Love would start acting normal...

...so I wouldn't have to see her ugly mug all the time. Geez...that bitch is busted for real. What happened to her face? When did it turn into plastic. The cheek implants, the lips, the eye work, the TERRIBLE BOOB JOB. She's grossing me out. I gagged a little when I saw this picture. I wish she was old Courtney, when she looked like she smelled like piss, had unexplainable bruises all over her legs and was picking fights with Madonna. I didn't really like her then either, but at least she was amusing.

One thing I am glad about, she's traded out name dropping Gavin Rossdale and Dave Grohl, for Paris Hilton and Whitney Houston. I could go on for days but here's the quick version:

Gavin Rossdale - dream on you psycho. The way it really happened was when Kurt died you tried to get on him like white on rice and he wasn't having it. This my dear, is why you insist on calling him "Mr. Stefani" because you are jealous.

Dave Grohl - It ain't yours, and shouldn't have been yours and now that it is, you've drilled it into the ground. Congratulations - you're a drug addict.

Paris Hilton - drag racing? Are you f**king idding me? That is the stupidest shit I have heard in like, a month and you know as well as I do that shit ain't true.

Whitney Houston - grabbing on to whatever you can Courtney. It's sad when you have to steal someones thunder when they're taking the initiative to get clean by saying it was your doing. You already used that "getting clean" schtick when you were in 'The People vs. Larry Flynt.'
Ok...now that I'm thoroughly riled up, I think I'm done.

The triggers for the rant:
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