"Don't give me no lines, and keep your hand to yourself."

New Peter Gabriel album features covers of Arcade Fire, David Bowie. Stereogum

Lilith Fair to tour again. Aversion

Paramore's second single from Brand New Eyes to be Brick By Boring Brick. Kerrang!

Drummer Travis Smith not touring with Trivium for US tour. Kerrang!

Link it like you mean it

Ted Nugent will guest on The Simpsons. 10 bucks says there will be guns or large game of some sort involved.

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Got a million dollars? Want to buy Marilyn Manson's house with it?

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Led Zeppelin to join the digital revolution.

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Rage Against the Machine has scheduled dates to tour Japan. Does this mean a U.S. or European tour could be in the works?

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Want to look like David Bowie but working with a Target income? Your day has come.

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Bret Michaels is proud to say that he was the first rockstar to hook up with Pam Anderson. Maybe he's the one who gave everyone hep. Kidding - don't sue me Bret, I love you and your piss-poor wig.

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Kirsten Dunst with star as Debbie Harry in new biopic. At least it isn't Lindsey Lohan. Gag.

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From the horses mouth

You know me and I love some juicy gossip - especially if it's true. MWAHAHA
Ok, so here's some true shit. Names have been omitted for their protection, and mine. ;)

#1 - "What "screamo" singer recently performed and made a very specific snide remark about the recent release of a former drinking buddy's album while performing in NY? He chose to NOT make the same remark in NJ."

#2 - "The guitarist for this up-and-coming punk/pop/rock band with a new release "shrouded in mystery" had to quickly change his clothes before a performance during their current tour because he laughed to hard he shat his pants. Yes, shat."

#3 - "Parting is such sweet sorrow. This lead singer and apparently soft-hearted frontman of a pop/punk band out of Cali. cut ties with his girlfriend this past week right before a performance and sobbed until reaching the stage."

Now for some gossip that probably isn't true:

Rolling Stone asked it's readers to name the most prolific gossip stories about musicians they would think of. This is what they came up with.

1. Paul McCartney is or has ever been dead.

2. Stevie Nicks' assistant had to blow coke up Stevie's ass due to Nicks' destroyed nasal passages.

3. Mama Cass died after choking on a ham sandwich.

4. Angie Bowie caught her husband in bed with Mick Jagger.

5. Mark David Chapman was an assassin programmed by the CIA.

6. Members of Led Zeppelin pleased a teenage groupie using a red snapper/shark as their sex toy of choice.

7. Jim Morrison was killed by members of the Nixon administration/faked his own death/died from a heart attack brought on by masturbating in a Parisian bathtub.

8. Deborah Harry was once abducted by serial killer Ted Bundy.

9. Keith Moon drove a car into a Holiday Inn pool on his 21st birthday, knocked out a couple of teeth and got the Who banned for life from all Holiday Inns.

10. Gene Simmons had a cow tongue grafted onto his own tongue after a car accident.

11. Rod Stewart/Lil' Kim/Jordan Knight had to get their respective stomachs pumped after ingesting a gallon of semen.

12. During a drug bust on Mick's place Marianne Faithfull was once found with a Mars bar between her legs.

13. Marilyn Manson had his lowest set of ribs removed so he could blow himself.

14. Alice Cooper and Frank Zappa attempted to gross each other out by shitting onstage, then eating it.

15. Bob Marley was assassinated/given cancer in his toe by the CIA.

16. Phil Collins' tune "In the Air Tonight" was written after Collins witnessed a gruesome incident in which one man let another man drown.

17. Keith Richards routinely has in the past/continues today to get full-body blood transfusions.18. Jack and Meg White are brother and sister.

19. "Hotel California" is about a Christian church that was abandoned then taken over by Satan worshipers, the Eagles are Satan worshipers and Satan him (or her) self appears in the window on the album jacket.

20. Bob Ezrin, who produced Lou Reed's Berlin, got the anguished children's cries you hear on "The Kids" by telling his own children their mother was dead and recording the sounds they made.

21. Pearl Jam was named after a peyote-infused jam Eddie Vedder's grandmother used to make.

22. Charles Manson auditioned for the Monkees.

23. Marilyn Manson played Kevin Arnold's friend Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years.

24. Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his guitar-playing gifts.

25. Roy Orbison was an albino and wore dark glasses because he was blind.
Pretty funny, eh?

This is not so funny - poor Frank is off the MCR tour again. Link

Some nostaligia for the masses

Some of my fav. bands of yore have some new exciting news. Take some notes kiddoes - this is the good shit!

Bowie vinyl to be relased on mini cd's. Mini anything has my vote.

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Are The Police reuniting? Aw baby....*singing loudly* ROXANNE...YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE REDLIGHT

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Billy Corgan makes more annoucements about the new SP album and tour for 2007. I missed them the first time - let's home they play more than 10 dates so I won't miss them this time around.

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More NIN album details

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